i wanna try shoving something up my ass, too
I think banana, cucumber, tomato, lightbulb, dog, corn, television, pencil, frog, and earrings have already been done. Sorry if I missed some :(
So, here are my ideas:
1. Chainsaw
2. firecrackers
3. Weedwacker
4. little brother
5. boot
6. peanut
7. queen sized mattress
Most votes is what I will pick (●'◡'●)ノ