i wanna try shoving something up my ass, too

I think banana, cucumber, tomato, lightbulb, dog, corn, television, pencil, frog, and earrings have already been done. Sorry if I missed some :(

So, here are my ideas:

1. Chainsaw
2. firecrackers
3. Weedwacker
4. little brother
5. boot
6. peanut
7. queen sized mattress

Most votes is what I will pick (●'◡'●)ﾉ