I was thinking

What if men had cone dicks and women had octopus mouth vaginas

What if humans replaced their genitals with octopus tentacles like in Hentai

What if males had corkscrew dicks like ducks

What if women had square nipples

What if men’s penis head tasted like fruit punch instead stinky flesh

What if clits were longer and hanged between the legs like a song

What if people who ate fried chicken with ketchup mixed with soy sauce didn’t exist


Everyone would be happier and the world would be a better place. Goodnight!