oh no no

Oh no no I'm not jealous that people already have Zhongli the day he came our or anything, that they all have Diluc and Childe as well as Zhongli on their roster. I'm actually very happy for them, very very very happy that they have a team full of hot guys that I'm currently not simping for! No of course not! I'm not a simp, I've never even though about simping. The idea disgusts me. It's not like I broke my code of not throwing money at gachas or anything. I didn't spend money, none at all. Nope nope nope. I'm not spending any money because of that code and totally not because I'm broke haha. That idea is preposterous, I'm economically stable of course haha. It's not like I'm losing sleep over this game and my grades are failing, they're all straight A's of course. It's not like I'm going to ask my parents not to buy me any presents and instead give me money to toss to Mihoyo so I can Zhongli... Pssshhhhhh, that's so stupid! Why would you ever think that!! Hahahahahahahah!!