"why don't you take showers"

people shower
because its a trend
someone else doin it
and everybody else doin it
"i wanna do it"
"i want to fit in"
"i wanna do it"
you have to think to yourself
~why do i shower?~
~why do i Baf?~
~why do i do it?~
~what am i getting out of doin this?~
~am i gonna starve if i dont take a baf?~
~am i going to die if i dont take a baf?~
its not a necarity
like food and water
basically your just wasting your own water bill
FOR NO REASON
because you wanna "fit in"
an i dont understand it because
people dont know if you shower or not
anyways
they can not tell
they can not tell from adam or eve
if you take bafs or if you take showers


for multiple reasons this is a joke
i do in fact shower