So when the kid im babysitting was pointing at the pack of noodles my mouth wanted to say "ramen" while my mind wanted to say "noodles" so I ended up saying "roomen" HAHAHAHAHA SJJSHSSSJ
One time I was wrestling my stuffed duck with my younger brother and I was simultaneously trying to say “stop grabbing my duck” and “you’re tugging his bill” and what I actually said was “you’re grabbing his DICK” 1 reply