DIY crack yaoi

Alright fellas we’re gonna make our own crack yaoi plot with the shit we doin idk
**This will all be time based, not by being the most upvoted
(Y’all can choose anyone and everyone hecc even the people on this site, if they wanna be included, ok bro, consent is always needed,)

First response chooses main character
Second response chooses main characters love interest
Third response chooses antagonist
Fourth response chooses main characters best friend
Fifth response chooses antagonist lackey/minion idk
6th response chooses the setting of this “crack love story” taking place
7th response chooses a food or a drink my likes (this will be vital)
8th , 9th, 10th responses can add more to the plot idfk go crazy I’ll be writing a story out of this