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Hello is is Haikyuu Lightskin presenting you dumb bitch stories ep.1

today i will be sharing my fav dumb bitch story about myself please feel fee to judge me (as you should ) so without further a do .. yuh lets get intoo itt

So this halloween me and mi amigas ( friends) got hella drunk at like 6:30 , we were still planning on trick or treating bc yk we wanted to experince our last haloween dressing up, ( btw we are sophmores and we dressed up as space cowgirls bc we are basic bitches) anyways after taking aproximatly 4 shots of malibu each and each had 3 mikes hard core lemonade and we all smoked a blunt but i had my dab pen.....we were toasted out of this world... anways our hoe asses decide to go trick or treating long story short we live in a small town so sherifs prtrolling neighborhoods is pretty common anyways me and my friends cannot walk straight and we obviouslt look drunk as shit, lipstick smears, girls tities are out, my ass is hagging out from shorts ( bc i have the fatest ass ever) anyways so the sheriff pulls us to us we are going to shit our pants bc there hiding it anyways we basicly tried to lie we were sober and then we took a breathalizer test and we all failed so now i have mip (minor in possesition) on my recored hehe yea we dnt stan for dumb bitches