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Roast and eat.   reply

METHOD 1 Give an unknown tip to the police that there is a dead body at a particular location, once the police checks there and finds nothing, wait for a few days. bury the body in the place you told the police, the police will not check that place because they already did. NEXT METHOD Get a piece of land bury the body and then plant many trees o......   1 reply

My services are expensive. Pls pay me and I will personally hide the body for you   reply

well you have to leave no evidence, that's obvious. i recommend just camouflaging with other things. maybe put it in a meat tray and pretend it's meat. oh wait you said hide. okay so uhhh typically people put it in a freezer or fridge so that's that. but maybe you could put it in a box and bury it or cover it up so you can find it later. just thing......   reply

Why don't you try to sneak in a cremation building   reply

following this question because of funny reactions, not because the replies are useful in anyway... (=・ω・=)   reply

1. Burn it in a fire pit (make sure to burn wood afterwards so it isn't suspicious.) 2. Watch the news and do all of the next step 2 days before a light rain 3. Dig 16ft. deep hole 4. Place ashes in bottom. 5. Put 12 feet of wood back. 6. Place dead dog in. (Make sure the corpse has been rotting for at least a week) 7. Put most of the dirt back 8.......   reply