okay so

if you go to sleep with socks on, i’m scared of you

if you pour the milk before the cereal, i’m scared of you

if you eat your pizza starting from the crust, i’m scared of you

if you eat the cheese off the pizza and then eat the rest, i’m scared of you

if you drink milk randomly OR without a dessert, i’m scared of you

if you can chew gum after brushing you teeth and be unbothered, i’m scared of you