it does this, for what?

me: *walks up porch steps*
my brain: “imagine someone just grabs your leg, drags you under the porch, and murders you”

me:*climbs up bed*
my brain: “what if someone is hiding under your bed and murders you in your sleep”

me: *takes shower*
my brain: “imagine someone breaks in and they see you naked. they finna see ur rolls, hella embarrassing”