What if God and jesus take annual baths in the inner core of the earth and all the water that we dig up and neutralise is us neutralising their pee when they accidentally let it out during their annual baths meaning we also drink holy piss water and bathe in it too and also clean our dishes and other shit with it??
That could also explain why we smell quicker and why the stuff we clean gets dirty quickly too!! Σ( ￣□￣||)
