Yaoi gods are always watching

So lets go back about 2 years senior year. It had been quite a while since I had gotten into yaoi(~3years) but I just hadnt quite upgraded to the level of shamelessly reading yaoi in public. So I'm just me you know walking down the halls going to class acting as if i didnt just spend the whole night reading 70 chapters of hot yaoi sex... when out of the corner of my eye i catch this girl straight up reading one of the manga i had just finished the night before like yo, one of us, one of us(☼Д☼)!! but im over here wondering where she got the uncensored version all i got was lightsaber penises?? me being the shy mess that i am couldn't go talk to her but like eh i'm at a school of 3,000 chances of recognizing her again are slim whatever next time. k so few classes pass blah next class bout to start i'm late cuz this school was fxxking huge, boom same girl right there sitting next to my assigned seat. i go over to sit down and this girl already has her laptop out reading yaoi like she dont give a fxxk. entire time i'm just trying to figure out what shes reading now cuz man the art was stunning(☆o☆). she catches me staring and just says what. me being my dumbaxx just says nice dicks. anyways people stare cuz i just said nice dicks out loud on the first damn day whatever let them im out in 9months╮(─▽─)╭. so we continue the class without a peep from me, girl closed her laptop and class ends. i finally muster up the courage to properly talk and inquire about her source for the uncensored goods. she just stared at me like she had seen a unicorn and squealed. I feel like i just found my long lost twin... thankfully we had lunch next so of course we spent the whole hour exchanging yaoi decks. this girls became someone closer than a sister to me in less that 2hrs.
So anyways ya'll the lesson here is to always read yaoi in public and dont forget to do good yaoi deeds like supporting the artist and the translator because you never know, the yaoi gods may bless you with a damn perfect best friend in the future(▰˘◡˘▰)