fucked up nursery rhymes

Its raining its pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head he went to bed and he didnt wake up in the morning!   1 reply

We're going on a trip In our broken rocket ship Falling throooough the skyyy Little fat guys Climb aboard, Get ready to die.. ----------------------------------------- My little pony So skinny and bony Went to the circus And farted on purpose Then got a rifle stuck up his butt Then caught on fire And that was the end of his life! ------------------......   reply

heres the version of barney i know i love you, you love me were a happy family with a baseball bat then hit em' in the head sorry kids but barneys dead   2 reply

humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt put humpty together again cause they were off drinking beer when they heard he died they had a cheer one of them said "Im glad that he's dead! Cause i found out that humpty is queer" one of my friends made this up like 2 months ago. we are......   reply

i'll give one that isnt a parody and one that is a parody not parody "Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells And pretty maids all in a row." - this one is abt the execution of protestants parody "Jack walked Jill, up on the hill, leading her to slaughter. He mowed her down, in a car he found, To......   1 reply

Mary had a little lamb, chik chik bam! No more lamb! Mary had a little lamb with fleece as red as blood~ A, B, C, D, E, F, G, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife. Now I'm running even faster cause the blue one has a blaster.   reply

i hate u, u hate me lets go and kill barney with a big big bat and whack him on his head good for u children barneys dead   reply

Baa, baa, black sheep Have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir Three bags full One for the master And one for the dame One for the little boy Who lives down the lane Baa, baa, black sheep Have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir Three bags full Baa, baa, black sheep Have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir Three bags full One for the master And one for the ......   reply