Pray with me children.

After all the sh- I mean, there is no swearing here so excuse me. After all, I have seen on this app, we all need to stop and pray to God to forgive us for all the sins we have done. Such as, committing incest, threatening people, saying the nastiest things like it is funny.

Oh, Oh goodness no, for some weird reason, God doesn't accept you and doesn't want to forgive you, I've never seen him so angry before! What have you done?!