i have to poop.

Desperate times call for drastic measures. Shit into your nearest trash bag if you have to and dispose of it without your parents knowing. It's either that or contract hemorrhoids.   reply

U good? Don't hold It in or else You'll faint or smth lmfaoooo   reply

um chile- anyway you should go   reply

Bruh, why tf your parents wouldn't let you poop?   reply