i've shoved an entire CUCUMBER UP THERE (i threw it away right after i'm not a psychopath, this was during my extremely horny phase do not judge me, i'd fuck anything that resembled a phallus) and DIDN'T CRY ONCE. NO LUBE, NOTHING.
SO TELL ME WHY, DO BOTTOMS IN BL SCREECH WHEN THEY GET THEIR ASSES TORN APART? AND YES THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME DOING IT...
uhmm.. first of all.. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TEST IT OUT KSKSSS A CUCUMBER??? A VEGETABLE?? THAT YOU BUY AT YOUR LOCAL STORE?? LIKE WHY I- but it do be kinda true though. ukes be acting extra like a fish flopping out of water reply
