Fruit Fly Swarms Are Really Just Massive Orgies
You know that big knot of fruit flies buzzing around your fruit…and your head. Yeah, they’re hungry for more than just some overripe bananas. They’re swinging.
It starts off slow, but still gross. Two by two the fruit flies pair up and start building arousal through what some call “oral sexual foreplay” but what we call tiny bugs going down on each other. Then comes the action. Which, for beings which only live for a little over a month, last an impressive 20 minutes.
But wait, there’s more.
No sooner has her first partner rolled over and fallen asleep has the female fruit fly buzzed off in search of more. A few more, actually. The female will keep trying out new males until she finds Mr. Right, or at least Mr. Right Now, and he’s the one that will pass on the genetic code to her litter of little flies.
I don't even have to check who wrote this bc I already know *sigh* Star give your phone to Fanboy Edit : ∑(O_O;) It's Fanboy should've known damn it Fanboy, give your phone to Star
Now I feel stupid
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27 10,2020