What was your experience watching p**n or hentai for the first time ?

So um * coughing * I was watching Doraemon's funny videos . Suddenly a weird kind of video popped up on the screen . I clicked the video and saw that a couple was trying to shove a MILK BOTTLE in their own holes idk . I was just shocked and dropped the phone from my hand . Then I had a blackout I guess .......
So *cough* what was your experience ?