Guys yo I need help

I barely noticed like 2 faint stretch marks on my fucking dummy thicc thighs y’all like wtf I am a 109 lb. female and I fucking can’t y’all like wtf I’m not even thiccer than a snicker I’m short 5’2 and I’m your average type of girl guys how tf do I get rid of these thick thighs????
Would anyone want thigh transplant??
What do??