It's not my fault!
Yeah, I ship so many people in my grade, but my friends ship way more people. But it's not my fault they're perfect for each other and they hump and do sexual-looking things. (But I suppose it's my fault for looking.) None of my ships are straight, too.
Few people have the gall to hump people of other genders, but those that do I've already shipped to someone of the same gender.
You can't not ship people that look perfect together. That's just not how it works. What's wrong with you getting some imaginary romance?
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bro it IS your fault. you're the one who's out here lurking and seeing things how it best looks good for you. Let people exists without sexualizing and fantasying like that tf, and your name 'Iamrapist" yikes
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