Pov: we are all stuck in a room and one of you has the key

I'm shoving laxatives up your ass if you swallow that damn key   reply

lemme just YUM YUM   4 reply

Stfu and get y’all dirty ass away from me   reply

I'm the one who has the key, but I don't tell anyone. I pit you all against each other using manipulation and planting seeds of mistrust. You all claw each other to death and when I'm the only one left, I leave the room. You should've just contributed your part of the group project that we were assigned weeks ago.   2 reply

this bitch really ate the key   reply

GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEY AND NO ONE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS EVEN THOUGH I DON’T HAVE A DICK   2 reply

Don't worry, the FBI is already opening the door- WAIT WHAT-   reply

yooo I think someone shoved the ac up their ass   reply