Pov: I farted and your sitting right next to me

Jokes on you. That was actually mine. Inhale bitch.   reply

Ok story time, I was walking up the stairs while talk to my brother one day and he was in front of me going up— so when I was about to ask him something, he basically farted directly into my face while my mouth was still open That was enough to make my day terrible and I thought I should share this dumb shit to everyone   1 reply

i’m going to break your ankles, no.   1 reply

I'll carry you to the garbage cans, where you belong.   1 reply