The worst I've ever heard was probably from my friend.... he had nothing to do so he decided to play with me:
Him: "Wanna go to the bar tonight?"
Me: "What for?"
Him: "So I can finally see you as pretty."
Me: "Oh really?! well anyone won't see you as handsome even when they're drunk." (Take that you piece of shit!!!!)
The best was from him also........
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