Teacher crush

Since some of you guys are so against insects? incense? (however you spell it idk) for some reason, I'll ask a different question which teacher did/do you have the hots for? My old history teacher used to be well fit, I used to get detention on purpose to stay with him after school, but nothing else evolved from that. I stg porn is fake, I genuinely think the government are trying to hide that fact from us.