"Well, sh*t. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents?" would be my first reaction.
Imagine how awkward that would be tho.
Me: "Mom, Dad, I need to tell you something important."
Them: "Oh gosh honey, you're not pregnant are you?"
Me: ".....So, there's good news and weird news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
My second reaction wou......
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