I slipped on a banana peel and fell flat on my fucking back. That shit hurts more than y'all think. 3 reply
I dropped some items from my bag trying to take out my wallet and there was 4 police officers patrolling the area and ran to me to help me pick them up. I have never faked a smile so fucking bad in my entire fucking life (this was before corona so I can't hide behind my mask) It was so awkward and unbearable. Thanks for helping but I can pick it up...... reply
First day of class a random dude approached me and asked if we could go home together. I think something's wrong with his head 2 reply
