It'll probably go like this
Me: D-D-Dazai-san.. I.. I.. Ah.. I lo-... Um.. I LOVE YOU!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME !
Dazai: oh I see.. So you love me?
Me: yes.. I'll willing to do anything 4 u!
Dazai: would you even die with me?
Me: yes!!
Dazai: ok let's go then!! I finally found someone who is willing to double suicide with YAYYYY!! I'm gonna tel......
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