Worst and Best Pick Up Lines You've Heard?

Worst: "That new hotel on Central, know the one?" "No." "I built that. 50 storeys ... Fifty storeys! The rooms are Gorgeous! Gor-Ji-Us! Wanna come see one?" "No." Best: "Hey, you like ... music, don't you? I got comped for two to the ... festival this weekend, and most of my friends aren't into it. If you're free, would you like to join me?......   1 reply

Worst: At a bar, a dude walked up to my friend and whispered in her ear, "I could totally make you come." Ewwwwww   reply

The worst pick up line I've ever heard actually came from my fiancé when we first met: Kada mi je mama čitala Šećerka Šećerkovića, odmah sam pomislio na tebe jer si slatka kao šećer (translation: When my mom was reading Šećerko Šećerković to me, I immediately thought of you because you're cute like sugar (it's actual fairytale, btw š......   2 reply

Someone has said this to me at a party, "Girl, you are like chocolate and I want to eat you up" I was dancing with him that time and i looked everywhere for someone to just get me away from him. In my head i was thinking, "Who the heck says that to a girl he just met at a party?" （￣へ￣）   reply

We used pick up lines to joke pn our daily basis here tbh Here's some of my collection of pick up lines: 1. What's the different between KLCC (the twin tower in malaysia lol) and you? Everyone can see twin tower but I only can see you in my eyes. (Then we end up with cia cia cia ((sounds stupid but so funny lmao)) ) 2. A : aren't you tired? ......   1 reply

Ive tried a couple pick up lines but I always end up getting slapped ;-; Best-- Kyung- Hey we haven't talked in a while. Thang- Yea you're right how have you been? Kyung- Fine. Thang- I didn't ask how you looked. Worst-- Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van ~Yuu   3 reply

The worst pick up lines I ever got. 1. I had to buy sugar in the shop, and I was walking home with sugar in my hands and a guy said to me "You don't need sugar to be sweet"... I wanted to slap him really hard. 2. I was at my sister's wedding and there was her husband's cousin or something and he said "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I was l......   2 reply

best: "I just wanted to tell you you're hair's awesome, thanks for brightening up the room" (my hair was blue)   reply

The worst I've ever heard was probably from my friend.... he had nothing to do so he decided to play with me: Him: "Wanna go to the bar tonight?" Me: "What for?" Him: "So I can finally see you as pretty." Me: "Oh really?! well anyone won't see you as handsome even when they're drunk." (Take that you piece of shit!!!!) The best was from him also........   reply