what is your TOP 3 MOST EMBARRASSING SHIT THAT YOU'VE DONE?!

#1* My most embarrassing shit that I have done is that when one of my classmate is reporting , i just don't care and until she's done reporting I clap my hands and smiled at her like as if I was listening to her reports lol then sec later my teacher called me and asked me what did i learned from her report and I was like SHIT DUDE..HOLY CARABAO! I WAS SO SPEECHLESS GODDAMMIT!
#2* THAT TIME WHERE I JUST SMILED SUDDENLY WHILE LOOKING AT THE FLOOR AND MY SIT MATE JUST SUDDENLY TALKED TO ME AND SAID "THE FUCK YOU SMILING MAN? YOU ILL?"
#3* It was the first time that I met my first cousin and I was like , ahem I must look great , and in good shape (Its natural on me when I have to meet new people.) and then.. suddenly....a sound just came out ...and I just realize that I farted in front of her......(That time I wanted to jump outta window and scream while falling) （/TДT)/