A fujoshi’s last will and testament
Hello. I am writing to you from my phone. My mother has taken my computer and is looking through my browser history as we speak. Soon she will find this site and it will be the end of me. So I am writing this to serve as what will likely be my last statement and my will and testament. Please cede the following possessions to respective parties-
1. My brain - Yui Hirasawa
2. My body - Daisuke kambe
3. My heart - Lloyd Folger
4. My male ahego folders - luobli
5. My reputation as the disappointment child - My sister
6. My money - I don’t have any oof but flatten my entire penny collection into one big mega-penny, as was my dream.
Give everything else to unicef. Thank you very much, and wish me well.
I have tryed to delete my history so many times that it won't let me repeat it anymore... but now I have an account I can to multiple pages so it's easier on me... my sister found out about this BUT good thing I had it bookmarked on a holy graceful fluffy yaoi instead of the ones I usually read... well moment of silence for my history bars
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14 09,2020
