Crazy first kisses experiences

lol... I think I am a dinosaur or something old around here... maybe an ancient sage. Well, my first kiss with a guy was with my first bf and it was a failure cuz I rushed for it as he wouldn't do it (he was too shy, I was too anxious). We crashed our noses... lol...
but before that, I almost was kissed by this other dude that kinda was my first bf but just for 5 days (just a few months before the other dude)... He was going to kiss me but I disliked his perfume so I ran away leaving him like an idiot... OMG! I was such a horrible person... those two guys were actually friends and stopped being friends cuz of me...
In the other hand, my first kiss with a girl, a thousand years later... was amazing... I was shaking like hell from excitement!!! She wasn't as skilled as some guys I had made out with, but the feeling was the greatest. I was melting even though I was in NJ and it was snowing XD