“Hey baby honey something pet name,” exclaimed leg, “mmmhm” said jeans in return. Legs put the himself(?) in the ripped jeans, the leg was too big so the pants ripped some more until it was no longer a pair of jeans but a skirt. Human ended up throwing the jeans away “NOOOOO” exclaimed legs as he watched his lover jeans die, legs decided to move on so his human took him to find the right pair of jeans. Not ripped ones tho, because those cost too much. moral of the story: buy pants that fit you cause if you don’t your pants will rip or be too tight
If you want to know what drugs I was on which caused me to write this, It was all of them. All of them at once. Now, anyone wish to join me for church? reply
