god x jesus 2: our daddy in heaven, hallowed be his name-

"Look son, I know that I sacrificed you, my one and begotten son, so that the world could have eternal life, but i think that turning you into a complete slut for cock was a bit too far" God said, as the angels had an orgie in the background.

"Why father," Jesus exclaimed, while riding the cock of Micheal the archangel, "thy action was not too far at all! For in order for man to escape from the desires of the flesh, I must subject myself to the same desires of man, so that they can truly find peace!"

Micheal then moaned and grabbed Jesus's hips, thrusting him down onto his shaft with much force. The pair kept at it, writhing and making noises and shit, as God watched on with great sadness.

"Why did I make everything so horny?"



I am a Christian, and I can assure you that this totally makes sense in the context of the bible, as Jesus had to take on the burden of all of humanities sins.

I will write more if needed.