god x jesus

'AaaAa~~ daddy,,,,HarDER AAaA~' said jesus as his father fucked him ever so roughly.
'shush now my child, and drink thy holy water i hath bestowed in front of your eyes.' said god, smiling ever so brightly.
'mMmmhmMmmMM~~~' moaned jesus as the holy water was trickled down his throat.
'today is a good one. bring happiness.' said god, looking outside into the grassy field of grass and things

THIS IS NOT A HATE AGAINST CHRISTIANS
IVE SEEN "BANANA X ORANGE" AND "NEPTUNE X URANUS"
i just wanted to...continue.

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swann 25 08,2020

I- that is fucked up- some people are very religious. Even though you are not/or are religious making fun of what they believe in is just messed up. If you are doing this as a "joke" it is not a good one at all. 4 reply

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azure 26 08,2020

and you did this for what? 1 reply

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Gay for the Gay God 25 08,2020

Too far, my dude... I'm???? I wanna say go to church but you obviously have gone and gotten the WRONG message lmao reply

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BongFishy 26 08,2020

not funny didn’t laugh. Even daisuke can't pay enough for you to delete this shit. reply

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mayoshie 25 08,2020

NAWT GOD AND JESUS 1 reply

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Hellish 25 08,2020

IMA SAY ONCE MORE, PLEASE STOP. IF YOU ARE EVEN A DECENT PERSON THEN STOP! isomfl that ima send all ya to Hell's Gates. I am judgin all yall mofos so hard rn I might as well blame Society for giving us such horny people. Yeah, hahaha so funny- BITCH NO. Get some more decent humor, and PLEASE, I do NOT care that it wasn't to offend anyone but DO NOT...... 1 reply

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I COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT SEEING THIS- reply

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Afuckingdissapointment 26 08,2020

Christian or not you are fucking disgusting 1 reply

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Juniper 25 08,2020

Okay no that's enough, this ain't it, I'm out reply

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saggy titties 25 08,2020

i aint some religious bitch but you cant compare shit like "banana x orange" with this piece of chicken poop. youre legit making a fanfic about someones god and their kiD- 1 reply

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