Is it only me?

So I have a voice fetish, I want to be talked down to by someone with a nice voice dammit! Massive face con. Basically you can do anything if you are good-looking. A hair(?) fetish. Like I just love playing with hair(not body hair) and I adore people/characters with long hair. i have a hand fetish as well. I could spend a long time playing with someone's hands if they are nice and not get bored. Also I love soft bodies! I'm interested in BDSM. I just want to experiment everything. I'm a rope bunny. For someone who hasn't had sex is this weird?(〜￣△￣)〜