If any yaoi characters exist in real life, which one you want to have as your partner?

if i can i want The Great Hitman Reborn-sama from KHR for my partner in crime, partner in campus.....it's a tie between Akabane Karma (AnsaKyo), Akashi Seijurou (KnB), and Kazuya Shibuya from Ghost Hunt. Also i want Takaba from Kurui Naku No Wa Boku No Ban or Zess (Luka Crosszeria) from Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru as my parner in life/b......   reply