What's some of the stupidest things you've ever heard?

1) "yOuR hAiR iS fAKe". This girl I've known for 6 YEARS now, always has to comment on my naturally curly hair. "Why do curl your hair everyday? It's not real is it? What do you put in it?" I tell her every. Damn. Time. It's natural, i don't do anything with it. "I mean maybe it's the stuff you use that makes it curly." NO. ma'am if you were to use my products in your pin straight flatass hair, it wouldnt change a single god damn thing. PSA!! Asians can have curly hair too aye
2) my fellow Latinos constantly asking me if I eat dogs and bats. Also them telling me I'm not a true latino. Yeah whatever makes you happy pendejo