It's the thought that counts... I guess?

I have SO many kinks... regarding yaoi *psht* of course. At this point, I honestly think it's unhealthy how many I have. But, for my sake, I'll only point out a few:
I LOVE foreplay. Holy. Shit. When the seme grabs dat ass ╮(￣▽￣)╭
I LOVE "chains" if you get my drift... When the seme ties up the helpless uke (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
Of course I can't forget wall pins... I'd never forget that.
I LOVE a VERY dominant Seme especially since I'm an extremely submissive person in general.
Oh and I can't leave out dem nips lol ╮(￣▽￣)╭
(You know reading this back in retrospect just makes me question my very existence)