Thank Yaoi For Existing

I mean don’t get me wrong my uncle is a nice guy and all and I’m sure he doesn’t mean any harm but uh he does and says weird stuff sometimes like he’s literally always joking about how he likes young girls (he’s 35) and he literally said the only reason he married his wife was because she doesn’t look her age I mean don’t get me wrong they are a great couple but bro for real said that after I said she looks her age (she is 29) and then he said “no she doesn’t I wouldn’t have married her if she did” and his wife always looks so disgusted when he makes jokes like that but it’s not because he’s making so much jokes about likening young girls it’s because it’s true like everybody knows he likes young girls
And then he started making jokes about how he started talking to her when she was just 18 (don’t worry he was not) and shit and when I was 12 I was bored so I went into his room to see what he was doing because my other uncle was with him too so I just sat on the bed and see what they were doing and after my uncle left the other one anyway Bro fr started talking about his type and about how he plays all these girls and how he’s using Them for their face and body and how after one girl Catfish him and she was actually bigger than what she was in the picture bro fr said he had to go to the bathroom and never came back like damn like he was fr talking to three girls at the same time one for money which I honestly felt really bad for her because she seemed to really like him and I know this because he showed me the text messages and literally told me how he knows shes in love with him but he was just talking about how she isn’t pretty and he’s just using her for money ofc and about the other girl he said he wants to marry her because she was really pretty and the other girl he was talking to I don’t remember what she was for tbh and he also trauma dumped on me about how his first born child died at birth when he was first married and about how he’s really super suicidal And remember I was 12 and I had no idea what the fuck to say oh and he also jokes about taking pills like drugs and asks hey you want drugs oh and one time I spend the night at his place when I was 12 because he lives with his parents and they’re my godparents and my parents want me to stay the night to them and the next morning I woke up with a bruise on my neck or a hickey I don’t know but I don’t know how the fuck it got there that’s for sure