Semen Or Uke

PART ONE OF THE EPISODE

1. shark abuse

2. bondage play with shark

3. kids stalking an elderly man

4. elderly man kissing/making out with a seal

5. shit for parents

PART TWO OF THE EPISODE

1. shark eating literal ass

2. annoying little bitchass wife when the husband's present for her is late to come in

3. kid making shark hurt itself very badly for the benefit of bitchass wife

4. parents feeding kid what could either be disgustang macaroni or throwup and there is no inbetween

5. kid that cant be over 10 doing surgery and experiments on shark

6. THE SHARK IS A FCKING MASOCHIST I SWEAR TO GOD SHE WAS ABUSING HIM AND HE WAS LAUGHING AND SMILING

7. ok they are totally having sex and the kid is fucking the shark with a toy truck and forcing a camera to look inside him she a lil kinky and put a weird dildo in him tf am i watching

8. the bitchass wife wasnt happy just being with her husband on their anniversary she was so pissed he didnt get her a present and guilt trips him like the whole episode and the present finally arrives and she is ungrateful omfg

9. the baby probably 2 or 3 is using a dildo on the fucking shark what am i watching omg omg omg

10. the shark puked all over the entire house and i know that kid aint gonna clean her sharks puke up even tho her parents told her to

11. bruh these kids at school are bullying her for liking tiger sharks omfg

12. and she bullied them back showing them pictures of the shark throwing up and his throwup


And thats it for this episode of Ruining my childhood with Kenny the Shark I'll see you next time for episode 2 and yes i will be watching all the episodes so just be prepared