Helping With Problems

Only works if they is smart lol. You: U remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet. Them: but there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. You: oh sorry I forgot the U R A Q T. Them: but that’s only 25 letters. You: oh sorry I forgot the D u can get that later. Also a funny one for the one u hate: are u a fire alarm? Cause u are so fuckin’ loud and a......   reply

Ok if it’s cutting get a lil rubber band put it on ur wrist and snap it onto ur wrist it mimics the pain of cutting, music or hobbies, friends if u have any u can trust, and the butterfly project it’s where u draw a butterfly where u are self harming and if u cut or self harm then the butterfly dies (doesn’t have to be a butterfly).   reply

" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in " Lmao I just love this line   1 reply

are you a freezer?! bc everytime i put something in you it all gets hard?!?!?? ️   reply

Did it hurt? *What when I fell from heaven?* No, when you fell from the vending machine cuz u a snacc Your so hot my zipper is falling for u are you a haunted house because imma scream when I'm in you. I was feeling very off today but then you turned me on Make like a bacon and STRIP Did you take vitamin D today? Do you want to? Treat me like......   reply