Helping With Problems

Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out? Hahahha this is not mine but this pick up lines are cool so this shall be my fav!   1 reply

You know there are 20 letters in the alphabet? *if you’re dating a smart person and not a dumbass they should say* There should be 26 Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T. But that’s only 25 Oh right, I forgot to give you the D   2 reply

Are you a tampon? Cz I’m dying for u to be inside me   2 reply

Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!” “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.” “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.” “I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.” “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”......   reply

It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.   reply

The last part... my brain stopped working   reply

this is bait   2 reply

like this? http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/chobits/mr/chobits/12/ it's the result of using a 20 year old camera and a Parkinson patient instead of a scanner   1 reply