Coming Out Of The Closet

you are all my grandchildren now. i abandoned my real grandchildren after they refused to pay for my gl and bl. i make cookies out of homophobes blood, sweat and tears and every single person of color, religion, sexuality, and gender is welcome here. i love you all and have a fantastic fucking day

stay slutty my darlings,
(dont catch any stds tho)

Your at a bar with (hot 2d person you can think of off the top of your head) when your s/o comes busting through the bar doors.
They get on their knees and start crying, saying their sorry that they cheated on you, and that they’d never do it again. The thing is your s/o is your 25th photo, are you going with (hot 2d person you can think of off the top of your head) or your 25th photo.
(Btw I know everyone’s doing the photo thing, but I wanted to do it too)