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they met on some online dating site like Eharmony or something   1 reply

My mom's best friend lent my dad my mom's typewriter, so my mom went to get it back after he was done with it. She was in his apartment and he was sliding around on the wooden floor with socks on and managed to get a splinter, and she had to help him get it out. She told me that her first impression of him was "what a dork". They have been married......   reply

i dont need your sympathyyyy cause youre not into me yeahh (fuck) eyes blueee cause im crying over you again~ i cant get over how we went from lovers back to friendsss i need to dream of the ocean at my feet, but you ruined the beach now im laying alone in my bed~~   reply

my parents met in hs. an my dad would constantly be pulling my mother hair and stuff. then ya know stuff happened and they got together and had 5 kids and been together for 17 years. LMAO now they fight constantly r.i.p   reply

Yanderes really. Tsunderes are annoying AF and confusing. With a yandere, I can at least control the situation with the police if it gets nutty. Plus I have insecurities so it's nice knowing that someone loves me to an insane degree and won't be afraid to show it. and I have a bias from all the roleplays I did a while back.   1 reply

my dad was initially my mom's rebound lol   reply