I Like Crying

People who say arachnophobia isn't real can jump off a bridge.

A spider almost touched me and I have been sitting here trying to ignore the feeling of bugs crawling all over my skin for the past 2 hours.

I hope when climate change or whatever apocalypse happens first, it kills off all insects and spiders and creepy crawlies first and then duke it out with the rest of us. I HATE SPIDERS RAAHHHHHHHHHH I EVEN HATE BUTTERFLIES AND LADYBUGS
I hate their disgusting thin bent legs and their disgusting silent walk and their gross boggling eyes and their fat bulbous tushy.

The craziest part? I actually like tarantulas, and all creepy crawlies when they are NOWHERE NEAR ME. I think they're amazing and fascinating and so vital to the ecosystem. I wanted a tarantula when I was little cause I went to a bug museum and got to hold one. So whoever wants to be like "Oh but the world would collapse without them" or "They are more scared of you" or "Spiders eat the bad bugs" SHUT UP THIS IS A SPIDER/INSECT HATE TRAIN