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so you know how ayaka is out i rolled on an apple account (Europe server) and got ayaka. the problem is that the account is ar 7
21 07,2021
I just wanted y'all to check out this video because it made me wheeze and I don't have anyone to share it with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbrOOBCU8VI&ab_channel=NoahJacobTv
20 07,2021
loveewu 20 07,2021
hello its me from the cockroach groupchat, a user named auntie cockroach has suddenly left us, there profile doesnt have any picture at all too. Were kinda worried so if u see this tell u what happened-
20 07,2021
hello its me from the cockroach groupchat, a user named auntie cockroach has suddenly left us, there profile doesnt have any picture at all too. Were kinda worried so if u see this tell u what happened-
20 07,2021
I MEAN UNDERRATED
20 07,2021
mangotea
20 07,2021
CHOKEEEEE MEEEEE



that was a joke
20 07,2021
m-hmm (clear throat sound or whatever)

y'all know that one show on netfl!x called wish dragon or sum'?

imagine...
Din x Long...
LIKE OMFG THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER WTF AAAAAAAH
and in their pairing it would be switch x switch (both being swithes) but Long naturally acquiring a nurturing/experienced type of role in the relationship due to him having experience with past lovers or what not

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
long is hot... T-T admit it...
!ONLY IN DRAGON FORM THOUGH!

ok, so, back to what I was saying, and that role would be like strengthened(?) with the fact of Din being a unexperienced v!rgin (where the frick would he do it anyways in the house he lives in?). BTW I believe Din is a confirmed gayboy!
And Long would wrap his body around Dins to make him feel secure when he flies them up into the air to do the deed ;)
his pp would be /hiding/ in the little ball of fluff at the end of his tail...




do with this what you like
20 07,2021
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20 07,2021
20 07,2021
*push the seme*
NOO!!
YOU ACTUALLY ALREADY DATE SOMEONE! YOU DECEIVED ME
who said that rubbish to u?!

EVERYONE IN OUR MAJOR KNOW THAT U DATE A FCKING HOT SOPHOMORE MODEL,MELANIA!!
CAN'T YOU TRUST ME FOR A SEC?!
WHO TF WANNA DATE MY ORANGE ASS IF THAT'S ISN'T YOU?!

*gasp*
*blushed*
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STEAL MY GLANCE AND HEART, SHREK-KUN.
T-trump senpai
(i changed sunbae to senpai cuz why not?)

*smooch*
*kiss*
i actually have something to tell you,
i love you*in slow voice*
what Shrek-kun?
I can't hear
I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU
*huffpuff*
*gasp*
what am i saying?!
forget anything i said, trump-senpai


you're really not fair shrek-kun
*attack him*
hey wanna go for a round?
what round?! i never did this...
it's okay, i can teach you

*moans in every language*
*fuck him for the rest of the day*

fin~
20 07,2021
author:skrrtt skrrtt
TW:SHREK,TRUMP,CRINGE,KITTEN,HORROR,SCI-FI,POLITICS,TRAGIC, EMOTIONAL
THEME: UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
PLACE:A CLUBROOM
CHARACTER:
UKE:SHREK
SEME:TRUMP
COVER WILL BE IN THE COMMENT

*smooch*
trump-sunbae!?
what are u doing?
what if someone come in?!
*locks the door*
*smooch*
*unbotton the shirt*
don't~
we have to organize the the files first~
*tackle shrek's nipples*
ahh~
20 07,2021
so what should i name my next writing?
and what genre y'all's want?
should i drop poupou or continue?
20 07,2021
author:skrrtt skrrtt
TW: cringe,tragic,horror,furry
characters: kevin and karen

wdym u love me? u said u love that furry!
no darling i never-
YES YOU'RE, IF YOU'RE NOT,EXPLAIN WHAT TF IS THAT ON YOUR PHONE,COMPUTER AND BEDROOM'S WALLPAPER RN
that's-
shitty piece of shit i regret marrying u!

kevin's pov

i dun understand why she got angry at me, didn't she know that she's that fcking furry that i got on my wallpaper? I don't understand furries these days...they don't even realize that they're furries
*suddenly remembered oli oppar*



karen's pov

omg that's sweet of him to make me his wallpapers, but I didn't meant to said that
i love him soo much *sniffing on hisunderwear*
(she's a tsundere)



to be continued...
20 07,2021
CLICK CLACK SMACK "COUGHS LOUDLY" ANNA HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH BAD BOY JAKE. I THOUGH I WAS YOUR PRINCE I EVEN SPENT 300,000 GEMS ON YOUR SHITTY OUTFITS JUST TO MAKE JAKE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE AUDACITY YOU HAVE MAKES ME WANNA UnFrIeNd YOU MY ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

anna's pov
In her diary

UWU THIS NEW HOTTY JAKE HAS COME TO MY SCHOOL AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM. BUT HES MINE AND ILL MAKE SURE OF IT UWU. I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT FIND OUT UNLESS HE WONT KEEP SPENDING MONEY ON MY POOR ASS

id continue but im not in the mood
20 07,2021
Do you guys know Cameron Herrin is? He is a street racer who accidentally took a mother and her child's life. I saw him all over my feed, and theres a lot of people supporting this man saying "he deserves a second chance because he's cute and just a young". I don't see the point of it, either he is cute or not, they deserve a guilty for killing two innocent people. Does he deserve a chance or not?
04 07,2021
Imagine if you never slept in and never met that friend you hitted off with in middle school in detention. Or if you were never a loner and the girl that became your best friend for life never approached you. If you chose a different major or a different time block for your classes. It’s scary how much our choices could impact our lives.

If we changed even a little bit of our past, the present we live in currently and the things we hold dear may or may not disappear forever. Is it really an uncertainty you’re willing to take?
24 06,2021