Committed A Crime

I had a friend who I was close to during elementary and some middle school, but we became awkward and distant. 2 years ago, I wanted to tell her happy birthday but I was too nervous to tell her. She got me a card and told me happy birthday when it was my birthday, so I wanted to hand her a card too. But I chickened out and couldn’t even tell her ......   reply

lowkey I stole nail polish in a small drug store near my village. I came back the next day and stole lipstick. my friends knew about it and scolded me for it so I just stopped   reply

Is lying a crime, 'cause I'm not as evil as you all   reply

SORRY THIS IS. SO LONG. I will not share my age, but ever since I was a toddler have I had a very short temper. I've always related my short temper to a string that I'm hanging from. (sorry if this is hard to understand) One day this string was almost cut. I was with a coworker "friend" and we were drinking. She got trashed and so did I. we got a ......   reply

For some reason as a child I stole MULTIPLE walnuts from Walmart just every time I entered their store I’d go over to the boxes filled with walnuts and I’d just immediately pocket a bunch of them   reply

Ok, so first why the f*ck are you asking, second how do you expect me to know???   reply

I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day.   2 reply

Feed it to its family.   1 reply