☆Spolier if your not reading allat: I might no longer be here on 07/4/25 or 08/4/25 and I made the most idiotic chain of decisions due to spoilt milk.
Be me, your hungry, it's like half past 7 in the night, so you go and make a bowl of cereal for you and your sibling right? You add some oatmeal that you had left in the fridge for like 3 weeks and some stale ass cereal
Now it's time to pour the milk (yes I put the cereal before the milk stfu)and after already putting the milk in your siblings bowl and you poured just a miniature amount into your bowl before you realize the milk isn't looking like
(okay wait how to keep a mangago users attention)
So the milk isn't looking like pristine uke release alright? It's looking like rotting seme cum which means it's a bad thing? Okay? Follow my words.
So you decide to do a taste test and oml is that shit sour. Okay. So the milk is spoilt. Now what? The first thing you do is get a plastic bag, now you don't want to waste the perfectly good (or used to be) oatmeal right? You could just give your sister expired milk cereal put their sick so you decide to spear them of drinking an expired cum milk substance and throw it in the plastic bag) (I'm such a good mc guys like I swear this is why omegas all want me on a hazardous level)
Now what about your bowl? Well you taste it and it taste fine (since only like a drop was added) so you eat the entire thing (it's actually eaten after the 9th paragraph) (dumbass decision #1) (my breathe smells exactly like I sucked off some ''All omegas should bend over to me'' alpha incel) (I'm the only real alpha) (im literally better than those alphas, infact.. im an enigma heh...) (keep reading keep scrolling through ts is the brainrot working?)
Now what about the whole carton of spoilt milk? Now your first thought is to throw it down the drain but you start to think is that really something you want to do? So you google it and it says not to do it (dumbass decision #2 bc it was Google ai who answered and why should I trust that dumbass )
Okay so what to do with the spoilt milk? You Google that and now your on reddit. Now the redditors are saying to just throw in the drain but one user says as a second option to mix it up with water and feed it to your plants as its good for them (dumbass decision #3 if I think about it bc wtf did I choose now to listen to redditors) (then again I'm on mangago it isn't rly that different)
Now your outside, with your liquified expired cum and your just pouring it onto all the plants which these aren't your plants btw their your mother's, in her backyard, in her relax space (dumbass decision #4 bc expired milk spells like shit and I just poured it all over plants in the one place my mom calms down in) (that space is a necessity for a slightly more peaceful day)
As you finish the carton you realize your clean freak of a mother would not appreciate the smell, the mess, the smelly ass trash bin (dumbass decision #5 I should've thrown it in the outside bin)
You finish eat your bowl of "am I going to regret this I already have diarrhea and feel sick" meal and you make a jam sandwich for your sister, your now in her bedroom as she watches hello kitty in spanish typing this out, further realize "wow what kind of dumbfuck does shit like this when realizing milk is expired"
Gang am I cooked or am I going to get hanged?
Be me, your hungry, it's like half past 7 in the night, so you go and make a bowl of cereal for you and your sibling right? You add some oatmeal that you had left in the fridge for like 3 weeks and some stale ass cereal
Now it's time to pour the milk (yes I put the cereal before the milk stfu)and after already putting the milk in your siblings bowl and you poured just a miniature amount into your bowl before you realize the milk isn't looking like
(okay wait how to keep a mangago users attention)
So the milk isn't looking like pristine uke release alright? It's looking like rotting seme cum which means it's a bad thing? Okay? Follow my words.
So you decide to do a taste test and oml is that shit sour. Okay. So the milk is spoilt. Now what? The first thing you do is get a plastic bag, now you don't want to waste the perfectly good (or used to be) oatmeal right? You could just give your sister expired milk cereal put their sick so you decide to spear them of drinking an expired cum milk substance and throw it in the plastic bag) (I'm such a good mc guys like I swear this is why omegas all want me on a hazardous level)
Now what about your bowl? Well you taste it and it taste fine (since only like a drop was added) so you eat the entire thing (it's actually eaten after the 9th paragraph) (dumbass decision #1) (my breathe smells exactly like I sucked off some ''All omegas should bend over to me'' alpha incel) (I'm the only real alpha) (im literally better than those alphas, infact.. im an enigma heh...) (keep reading keep scrolling through ts is the brainrot working?)
Now what about the whole carton of spoilt milk? Now your first thought is to throw it down the drain but you start to think is that really something you want to do? So you google it and it says not to do it (dumbass decision #2 bc it was Google ai who answered and why should I trust that dumbass )
Okay so what to do with the spoilt milk? You Google that and now your on reddit. Now the redditors are saying to just throw in the drain but one user says as a second option to mix it up with water and feed it to your plants as its good for them (dumbass decision #3 if I think about it bc wtf did I choose now to listen to redditors) (then again I'm on mangago it isn't rly that different)
Now your outside, with your liquified expired cum and your just pouring it onto all the plants which these aren't your plants btw their your mother's, in her backyard, in her relax space (dumbass decision #4 bc expired milk spells like shit and I just poured it all over plants in the one place my mom calms down in) (that space is a necessity for a slightly more peaceful day)
As you finish the carton you realize your clean freak of a mother would not appreciate the smell, the mess, the smelly ass trash bin (dumbass decision #5 I should've thrown it in the outside bin)
You finish eat your bowl of "am I going to regret this I already have diarrhea and feel sick" meal and you make a jam sandwich for your sister, your now in her bedroom as she watches hello kitty in spanish typing this out, further realize "wow what kind of dumbfuck does shit like this when realizing milk is expired"
Gang am I cooked or am I going to get hanged?
Someone bless me with a luck of finding love I'm getting more desperate as the days go by that I'm pretty sure next year I'll be considered Sanji bc I'll do ANYTHING for a woman and no one would be able to compare to my downbadness, I would probably willingly bark, crawl, carry and worship them. And atp if that future happens I might as well be considered a women repellent with how with one glance a girl might either laugh or walk away from my sorry ass. Call me Edgar Allan Poe with how I'll be writing love poems call me Einstein as I discover ways to make someone fall in love with me call me a wizard as I conjure up ways to make the nearby fine shyt actively need me
If you read all this watch :https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EyBjabVi7m2iwYGV
I should get some pills dawg what is this shit
If you read all this watch :https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EyBjabVi7m2iwYGV
I should get some pills dawg what is this shit
Have you ever felt that Some people are just overly mean on this website? :3
I wanna make friends guys here’s mine if you even care about my existence @_BUTT3RC0TCH_ pls follow I’ll do it back
bru my anime site shut down and I don’t know where else has good free sites, anybody got some good sites ???
So today my gf tried to exuse drunk driving/Drinking while driving and I just can't. They honestly keep talking about their bad habits infront of my best friend knowing she delt with that shit and almost died from it. My gf has also exused my trauma and acts like they're the only one dealing with shit. I'm honestly so close to dumping their ass cause all they're doing is being negative. Like ffs, its actually not difficult to be happy for me. Like idk, not difficult to tell me "I'm so happy for you". Like Idk, its just horrible on how they act like they can say shit and not get backlash from it.
Also they get mad when people say "I'm going to jump off a cliff" but legit say shit about their alcoholism to my best friend who almost fucking died from it.
Legit don't fucking know why I'm posting this here but legit just needed to rant
Also they get mad when people say "I'm going to jump off a cliff" but legit say shit about their alcoholism to my best friend who almost fucking died from it.
Legit don't fucking know why I'm posting this here but legit just needed to rant
Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. You now have no gag reflex.
Try it.
https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/13397422/
Try it.
https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/13397422/
if a crocodile killed one of its own would it be arrested or looked at as strong
when zombies are running at humans to eat them are they doing that cause they are like titans THEIRPRHBDKOJAIOJU
if you're pregnant and somehow your baby is a vampire is it gonna suck your blood if you're human
if god created this world without sin would killing a person be an act of god
did jesus even make the blind man see or was it a show/ the blind man lying to get free money
when zombies are running at humans to eat them are they doing that cause they are like titans THEIRPRHBDKOJAIOJU
if you're pregnant and somehow your baby is a vampire is it gonna suck your blood if you're human
if god created this world without sin would killing a person be an act of god
did jesus even make the blind man see or was it a show/ the blind man lying to get free money
Excuse me but can some of yall first learn when to use *a* and *an* before spouting some bs? Okay thank you
This only applies to shitty people
This only applies to shitty people
Cuz my family has been trash talking me for a while and it makes me wanna murder them
ok in more context is that,,,I kinda have a habit of screenshotting alot and that makes my storage suffer so like
when I read tcf, it got me over 567 screenshots in my gallery
watching girl from nowhere (only s1 ep 1-3) got me over 93 screenshots
semantic error got me over 203 screenshots
theres also the thing with me saving anything I see on twitter (got over like 1687)
and,,,, many,,, many ,,, more examples that are too long to list,,,
I really don't know how to stop this habit my phones gonna die at this rate
when I read tcf, it got me over 567 screenshots in my gallery
watching girl from nowhere (only s1 ep 1-3) got me over 93 screenshots
semantic error got me over 203 screenshots
theres also the thing with me saving anything I see on twitter (got over like 1687)
and,,,, many,,, many ,,, more examples that are too long to list,,,
I really don't know how to stop this habit my phones gonna die at this rate
To take your mind off that lightskin bakugo question
https://youtu.be/LSPJa_-BurI
https://youtu.be/LSPJa_-BurI
There is an outbreak of a rare, deadly brain-damaging virus in India, the World Health Organization says.
At least 18 people have been infected in the outbreak of Nipah virus in the state of Kerala, and 17 of those patients have died, The New York Times reported.
The virus naturally occurs in fruit bats across South and Southeast Asia, and can spread to humans through contact with the bats' bodily fluids. There is no vaccine and no cure.
The virus is considered a possible epidemic threat and is listed by the WHO as a high priority for research, The Times reported.
Despite the danger posed by the virus, little is being done to find ways to fight it, experts warn.
"There's a market failure for protecting people from this," Dr. Steve Luby, an epidemiologist at Stanford University, told The Times. "It's not like treating baldness or breast cancer, where wealthy people will pay for your product. There's no big customer here, no incentive, until it escalates."
At least 18 people have been infected in the outbreak of Nipah virus in the state of Kerala, and 17 of those patients have died, The New York Times reported.
The virus naturally occurs in fruit bats across South and Southeast Asia, and can spread to humans through contact with the bats' bodily fluids. There is no vaccine and no cure.
The virus is considered a possible epidemic threat and is listed by the WHO as a high priority for research, The Times reported.
Despite the danger posed by the virus, little is being done to find ways to fight it, experts warn.
"There's a market failure for protecting people from this," Dr. Steve Luby, an epidemiologist at Stanford University, told The Times. "It's not like treating baldness or breast cancer, where wealthy people will pay for your product. There's no big customer here, no incentive, until it escalates."