Spoilt ass milk [Question]
Lemon Tart
08 04,2025
☆Spolier if your not reading allat: I might no longer be here on 07/4/25 or 08/4/25 and I made the most idiotic chain of decisions due to spoilt milk.

Be me, your hungry, it's like half past 7 in the night, so you go and make a bowl of cereal for you and your sibling right? You add some oatmeal that you had left in the fridge for like 3 weeks and some stale ass cereal

Now it's time to pour the milk (yes I put the cereal before the milk stfu)and after already putting the milk in your siblings bowl and you poured just a miniature amount into your bowl before you realize the milk isn't looking like

(okay wait how to keep a mangago users attention)

So the milk isn't looking like pristine uke release alright? It's looking like rotting seme cum which means it's a bad thing? Okay? Follow my words.

So you decide to do a taste test and oml is that shit sour. Okay. So the milk is spoilt. Now what? The first thing you do is get a plastic bag, now you don't want to waste the perfectly good (or used to be) oatmeal right? You could just give your sister expired milk cereal put their sick so you decide to spear them of drinking an expired cum milk substance and throw it in the plastic bag) (I'm such a good mc guys like I swear this is why omegas all want me on a hazardous level)

Now what about your bowl? Well you taste it and it taste fine (since only like a drop was added) so you eat the entire thing (it's actually eaten after the 9th paragraph) (dumbass decision #1) (my breathe smells exactly like I sucked off some ''All omegas should bend over to me'' alpha incel) (I'm the only real alpha) (im literally better than those alphas, infact.. im an enigma heh...) (keep reading keep scrolling through ts is the brainrot working?)

Now what about the whole carton of spoilt milk? Now your first thought is to throw it down the drain but you start to think is that really something you want to do? So you google it and it says not to do it (dumbass decision #2 bc it was Google ai who answered and why should I trust that dumbass )

Okay so what to do with the spoilt milk? You Google that and now your on reddit. Now the redditors are saying to just throw in the drain but one user says as a second option to mix it up with water and feed it to your plants as its good for them (dumbass decision #3 if I think about it bc wtf did I choose now to listen to redditors) (then again I'm on mangago it isn't rly that different)

Now your outside, with your liquified expired cum and your just pouring it onto all the plants which these aren't your plants btw their your mother's, in her backyard, in her relax space (dumbass decision #4 bc expired milk spells like shit and I just poured it all over plants in the one place my mom calms down in) (that space is a necessity for a slightly more peaceful day)

As you finish the carton you realize your clean freak of a mother would not appreciate the smell, the mess, the smelly ass trash bin (dumbass decision #5 I should've thrown it in the outside bin)

You finish eat your bowl of "am I going to regret this I already have diarrhea and feel sick" meal and you make a jam sandwich for your sister, your now in her bedroom as she watches hello kitty in spanish typing this out, further realize "wow what kind of dumbfuck does shit like this when realizing milk is expired"

Gang am I cooked or am I going to get hanged?
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